Sugar Rush Stick

(I got permission to make this article. Please don't rage at improper formats and such, this is my first day XD)

Overview
Sugar Rush Stick is a Non-Canon Perk-A-Candy(Also Non-canon) Perk so far only obtainable in Cinema dels Condemnats. It cost 3700 points and gives the player 3x Dive height, 3.4x Run speed, 4x Sprint Speed, and 2.3x Jump height. Upon purchase, since this is a candy machine, the player will retrieve a candy bar from the machine, and after taking a bite, yell out something like,

"Yahaha! I feel a million years younger!"

-Grandpa Eddie

Trivia

 * Perk created by Maxwell Turner (Vleetonk) on 12/13/09.
 * Machine based off Stoner Vendor Theatre Model.
 * Requires a secondary power switch to enable.