Tech/Quotes

This is a list of quotes heard in Tech.

Beginning of Match
"Once again...DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT!"

- Start of a match.

"Why does it have to be? Sniper, where's your team? GET THE POWER ON!"

- Start of a match.

"SLUG TIME!!!"

- Start of a match.

Killing a Zombie
"You don't deserve to live, bobble!"

- When killing a Zombie.

"Where's my say in the meal?"

- When killing a Zombie.

"DEMON-SPAWN! Oh wait...that's Sniperteam."

- When killing a Zombie.

"Home run!"

- When killing a Zombie.

"Knife de knife!"

- When knifing a Zombie.

"Very fun, like the toys."

- When knifing a Zombie.

"Zap! Splash! Boom!"

- When getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe DG-2, Ray Gun, or Wave Gun.

"There goes a ball!"

- When shooting a Zombie.

Being Hit By a Zombie
"RAR! RAR! I thought that was me!"

- When downed.

"That's my job!"

- When downed.

George A. Romero
"I just got a cold spot. Oh, sorry Sniperteam."

- When George spawns.

"EAT YOUR GRAVE...Y!"

- When George is near.

"I will not run and be a puppet..."

- When George is near.

"RUN, DEMON, RUN!"

- When George is defeated.

Revived
"I get tired a lot you know...shut up Sniper!"

- When revived.

"I don't actually, really, hate you Sniperteam."

- When revived.

"Going to fight more EVIL!"

- When revived.

"It's all...um...uh...Magma-Man's fault!"

- When revived.

Ammo
"Don't I have money! Then why can't I buy more rounds?"

- When low on ammo.

"Lead is needed in both school and war."

- When out of ammo.

"What did I ever do?"

- When out of ammo.

Buying a Weapon/Door
"What an awful piece of scrap!"

- When buying the Olympia.

"Trash. I need a bag."

- When buying the Olympia.

"My funds are used properly."

- When buying the M14.

"Little gun, lot's of WHY AM I COPYING THAT QUOTE AGAIN...SERIOUSLY?"

- When buying the MPL.

"I wonder if it's anything like it's beast cousin. Well, I guess I'll have to find out!"

- When buying the AK-74u.

"What situation am I in? Desperate."

- When buying the Skorpion.

"Who uses a milk jug as a weapon?"

- When buying the Skorpion.

"PM, oh yeah, already."

- When buying the PM63.

"I will crush all opposition!"

- When buying the Stakeout.

"This is like MY MOM!"

- When buying the MP5K.

"M'GUNNASTOP16TIMES!"

- When buying the M16.

"Fail, fail, fail."

- When shooting the M16.

"They packed a lot of clay into here!"

- When buying Claymores.

"Now I can go BOOM!"

- When buying the Claymores.

"1824...a waste of money."

- When buying the Bowie Knife.

"This is way too expensive!"

- When buying the Bowie Knife.

Power-Up
"Instant win!"

- When a Insta-Kill is retrieved.

"Die now, if you couldn't before!"

- When a Insta-Kill is retrieved.

"Worth the money INDEED!"

- When a Double Points is retrieved.

"Max...is...Maxis?"

- When a Max Ammo is retrieved.

"No way, my theory is wrong."

- When a Max Ammo is retrieved.

"I'm not in Hiroshima, right?"

- When a Nuke is retrieved.

"Hard job, but helps indeed!"

- When a Carpenter is retrieved.

"FIRE...once I have a gun."

- When a Fire Sale is retrieved.

"I'M ON FIRE!"

- When a Fire Sale is retrieved.

"Ow, ow, ow!"

- When a Death Machine is retrieved.

Perk-a-Cola
"NOW I'M A FREAKSACK, MEATSACK!"

- When buying Juggernog.

"Element 116, as it shall be called."

- When buying Juggernog.

"Product suggested for mules."

- When buying Mule Kick.

"Like I said..."

- When buying Mule Kick.

"Speedy, meaty?"

- When buying Speed Cola.

"I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!"

- When running with Stamin Up.

"Dr...PEPPER!"

- When buying PhD Flopper.

"FINDERS WEEPERS!"

- When buying PhD Flopper.

"Do I produce bullets or something?"

- When buying Double Tap Root Beer.

"Deadshot's for a headshot...on ITSELF!"

- When buying Deadshot Daiquiri.

"Contradiction..."

- When buying Deadshot Daiquiri.

"You never need a revive! Ne ne ne ne ne, YEAH!"

- When buying Quick Revive.

Pack-a-Punch Machine
"I hereby quote, that this is the longest line in a train station I've ever been in!"

- When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"I retake that! This is the longest!"

- When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"Sniperteam, did you do something to the upgrade-machine? HUH?"

- When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"Yum yum, I could just eat you up!"

- When receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

Feelings
This is how the characters feel about each other: H mean hate, F means friendly, and N means neutral.