Megan V. Riley/Quotes

Round Start
"Well crap. I never liked country clubs as a child. Too busy."

- Megan

"Richtofen! Did you leave your wunderwaffe here? Ah ha ha..."

- Megan

"Oh my, is that tea mixed with brandy? UNACCEPTABLE."

- Megan

"Well well well, a country club....eww..."

- Megan

When buying something
"Mehhh."

- Megan, when buying a Python

"I love gambling-but only if I win."

- Megan, when buying the Mystery Box

"Ahhh, can it be?"

- Megan, when buying the Ray Gun

"OH MY GOD I MADE THIS! ...I feel so happy."

- Megan, When buying the Star Grenade

"Awww, I miss you Maxis."

- Megan, when buying the Mystery Box

"Ewww, Sam's song was better."

- Megan, when buying the mystery box

"Knives....a girl's best friend."

- Megan, when buying a bowie knife.

"Are you fucking serious?"

- Megan, when not enough money to buy something.

"My parents were poor and they had enough money for this!"

- Megan, when not enough money to be something.

"Woah there partner, you don't have enough."

- Megan, when another person doesn't have enough to buy something

When Killing something
"*maniacal laugh* YES! BRING ME MORE!"

- Megan, when killing a large horde of zombies.

"Baby, you're a firework..."

- Megan, when using Star Grenade (reference to Katy Perry)

"Fantastic Mr. Fox was better than you, and that movie was horrible."

- Megan, when getting a headshot

"WUNDERBAR~"

- Megan, when killing a zombie.

"I'll help you Elric, soon as I'm done killing all of them."

- Megan, when killing a large horde of zombies.

"Can we hurry up and kill these shitbags so we can hurry to the moon-I mean...to our next destination?"

- Megan, when firting at a large horde of zombies.

Interacting with other players
"No one cares, Elric."

- Megan, when Elric is downed.

"Oh shit! Going to help my Russian buddy!"

- Megan, when Giovanni is down.

"Silly Gio comrade, you gotta kill the zombies not hug them."

- Megan, when Gio is down.

"Can someone else get him this time?"

- Megan, when Ben is down.

When Pack-a-Punching
"Oh good. I hope this gun is boss."

- Megan, when pack-a-punching.

"Fucking hurry up already!"

- Megan, when pack-a-punching

"Richtofen you asshole, where are you hiding?"

- Megan, when pack-a-punching