User blog:Daniel Smith/Call of the Dead Backstory Theory

This is my theory on the backstory of Call of the Dead. Keep in mind I did this extremely quickly.

Backstory Theory
Danny Trejo, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Robert Englund, and Michael Rooker were filming a movie called "Call of the Dead", written by George A. Romero, in Siberia when their zombiefied camera crew, extra cast members, and set photographers begin attacking them. The four actors ban together to fight the zombies. When they make their way outside, they are attacked by German zombies. These German zombies were killed during a battle at a German ship that carried Element 115. Eventually, they meet George A. Romera himself, who has succumbed to effects of Element 115, but hasn't turned into a zombie yet (like the Pentagon Thief).