The Machine/Quotes

This is a list of quotes from the Davalar.

Start of Match
"Hmm, this forest seems interminable."

- At the start of a match. (This refers to the quote that is used as the level description.)

Perks
"If only the world was a little bit more tropical."

- After buying Perpetual Foam.

Start of Match
"No flashlights, no food, no map, NO FUCKIN' PROBLEM!"

- At the start of a match.

Perks
"Flows like a river of granite."

- After buying Dehazardous Sap.

Start of Match
"This forest better have a radio somewhere in it."

- At the start of a match.

Perks
"This tastes like I should be putting it on pancakes, and then immediately regretting it."

- After buying Dehazardous Sap.

Start of Match
"Fucking Red, next time I'm driving."

- At the start of a match.

Weapons
"Why did Wade give us the SHITTIEST fucking weapons he had."

- When using the Little Badger.

Perks
"Euch, I didn't know they were making drinks out of Red's piss."

- After buying Dehazardous Sap.