User blog comment:Sniperteam82308/Personal News/@comment-2192318-20110601014046/@comment-3541986-20110601114908

chuck norris: I'm CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS! ive spread more blood and gore than your four score or puny civil wars BITCH! i split the union with a roundhouse kick! With the blackbelt on the beard that o grow on my dick! I attack sharks when i smell them bleed! i dont go swimming! water just wants to be around me! My fist's make the speed of light wish it was faster! you may have freed the slaves but chuck is everyones MASTER!! Lincoln: oh shit im dead