NZP Parody 3

Due to several requests, I shall be writing more of the NZP Parodies for your enjoyment.


 * -Vi :-)

DS: I SHALL KILL YOU MAGS!

Vissy: Don't


 * Call


 * Me


 * MAGS!


 * DIEEEE!!!


 * Vissy kills DS*

DS: Noooooooo- *dead*

HHS: Time to release my hellhounds of doom on the NZP Crusaders! MUAHAHAHHAH!

Vi: o.e

ZH115: Do I count as a NZP Crusader? o3o

Bird: I know I do~

Vi: NO ONE IS NZP CRUSADER EXCEPT VI!

Dead: D:

Vi: Lol, jk.

Bird: YEI!

BV: I call the cupcakes!

Vi: I call the ice cream! Mint Chocolate Chip 8D

Dead: I call the spoons!

Vi:

Dead:

BV:

Bird:

ZH115: e_e

Vi: o3o

Ebon: WTF is going on in here? I was enjoying poorly cooked british scones imported from britain and you all are bouncing off the walls!

Vi: I know, it's FUN 8D

Dead: Meh. Ebon, don't complain.

Ebon: I'm sorry that I'm normal and also a british mastermind plotting to take over THE WORLD!!!!!! After I finish my scones and tea, of course :)

Vi: e.e

BV: Ah, can I join you for some scones?

Ebon: Of course, fellow Britishman!


 * BV and Ebon fade away*

Vi: Lol, doesn't Ebon always get on me for it being pronounced "Englishman" and not "Britishman?" I'm confused now xD

Vissy: *coughs, covered in smoke* I killed DS

HHS: DIE EVERYONE! *unleashes hellhounds*

Vi: I got this .-. *kills all hellhounds with Wunderwaffe DG-2*

Vissy: Shut up, I'm playing teh Pokemanzzzz.

Vi: Oooh, did you choose Giratina?

Vissy: Nu, dat's not an option o3o

Vi: DIE! *shoots Vissy, which destroys his DS*

Vissy: NOOOOOO! I WILL KILL YOU!


 * Vi and Vissy start trying to stab eachother with knives*

Dead: let's....slowly...walk away now...

.::. MEANWHILE.... .::.

Bounty: HHS! DS! Cam! We must plot to murder the NZP Crusaders while they are distracted!

Cam: Arite.

HHS: SHUSH I AM TWEETING THE PLANS TO THEM SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING.

DS: *le facepalm* HHS! WTF!?

Cam: This plan is as failish as meh grammamamamers!

Bounty: mien too~ c:

.::.MEANWHILE... .::.

Vi: I'd like to say I've been thinking for a long time about this wiki, and I have come to a conclusion that we need a new wiki background. Ours looks a dull color and very hard to follow through with, and I think everyone else agrees. I'd also like to give a high-five to Dead, Vissy, and everyone else in the room for being members.

BV: That was a remarkable speech. BRAVO! Go and change the background! We are counting on you 8'D

.::. TEN MINUTES LATER! .::.

Vissy: Vi. What have you done?

EB: I agree that this MLP Wallpaper is stupendous! 8D

Vi: Blaze didn't show up so I let him choose instead ._.

EB: WOOHOOOOO! PRINCESS CELESTIA FOREVER!

Vissy: *eye twitch* I'm going to go puke, excuse me a moment.

Dead: I really don't mind 8]

Vi:

Dead:

EB:

Vissy: WTF is up with the frog thing!?

.::.

THE END B)

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...yei