Re:Birth/Transcript 1


 * Scene begins to unravel slowly, everything is a bit dim.

Ebon: Wake up already!

Player Character: What? Where am I?

Ebon: You're in Shadow Skyrcraper. I'm sending you on a quest, okay, so get up!

Player Character: Woah, wait a second.

Ebon: Rudeness! You don't tell an Englishman to 'wait a second', you say, 'Ello young chap, fauncy a minute?"

Player Character: Huh?

Ebon: Take this gun. I need you to help find the rest of NZP.

Player Character: What's NZP?

Ebon: You don't get around much, do you? It's Nazi Zombies Plus Wiki. We rescued you from a horde of zombies?


 * Memory flashes in a faded side view. Player Character being rescued by Violet and Magma-Man. Player Character sighs.

Player Character: I remember now, there was a chick and another dude who rescued me when I crashed.

Ebon: GAAAAHHHH!


 * Ebon grows enraged.

Ebon: They are not just a "chick" and a "dude"! That's Violetofen4 and Magma-Man, show some respect of your authorities!


 * Player Character shrugs

Player Character: Whatever, but I'll help you, alright? Sheesh.


 * Ebon relaxes with a sigh.

Ebon: Then here, take this Zephyr's Ray Gun. I'm sending you to rescue EternalBlaze, and see if Zombiehunter115 went with them. Okay!?

Player Character: Jeez, gramps, fine.

Ebon: I AM NOT THAT OLD, I'M A ENGLISHMAN! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GO!


 * Player Character leaves, taking a glance behind him to Ebon Shadowshot freaking out and throwing bagels around, screaming, "BUTTER!"