Garten der Verdammten/Quotes

Beginning
" Please just one lucky time... I'm so sick of turning on power"

- Beginning

"Let me take a wild guess, we have to turn on power"

- Beginning

"Where the hell are we?"

- Beginning

"Hey Player, can we just get some No-Clip to go turn on the power?"

- Beginning

"No power? Shit, I knew it."

- Beginning

Kill
" Guess what freakbag? You're done!"

- Killing a zombie

"Ha! Looks like you're shit outta luck!"

- Killing a zombie

"Whoa! You smell awful! *cough*"

- Knifing a zombie

"SHANK!"

- Knifing a zombie

"Batter up!"

- Knifing a zombie

"Hey! No hugs!"

- Knifing a zombie

"Hello! Goodbye!"

- Shooting to kill

"Eat lead!"

- Shooting to kill

"Today's not your day!"

- Shooting to kill

"Another one bites the dust!"

- Shooting to kill

"*laughs* All this work, and no tip!"

- Shooting to kill

"I can't see the floor under all that zombie!"

- Shooting to kill

"C'mon bring 'em up!"

- Shooting to kill

" So much killing!"

- Shooting to kill

" Jeez, what do you eat? Oh, yeah."

- Shooting to kill

"Brains...everywhere!"

- Headshot

"I'm gonna need a mop!"

- Headshot

"BRAAAAAIIIIINNNSS!!"

- Headshot

"Can't see your face anymore, maggotbag!"

- Headshot

" Is that what you're all made of?"

- Headshot

"Sorry I'm not much of a salad guy!"

- Upon killing a Plant

"Uh...it was wilting anyway"

- Upon killing a Plant

"No water for you!"

- Upon killing a Plant

"It's your time to go too, FreakWeed!"

- Upon Killing a Plant

"OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!"

- Getting sprayed by Plant dew

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

- Getting sprayed by Plant dew

"BOOOOOM!"

- Explosive kill

"Where'd ya go? *laughs*"

- Explosive kill

"Look at him go!"

- Explosive kill

"Abracadabra! Your legs are now GONE!"

- Explosive kill

"I'm not stopping any time soon"

- Explosive kill

"*laughs* KABLOOOOM!!!!!"

- Explosive kill

" Back in the dirt!"

- Explosive kill

"FATALITY!!!!!! *laughs*"

- Explosive kill

"Ha, ha, ha, oh how I love that noise."

- Explosive kill

"I felt the ground shake with that one!"

- Explosive kill

"That shit is BANANAS!"

- Monkey Bomb kill

"R-I-P little buddy

Getting Hit
" Ahhhh, watch it!"

- Being hit

"Watch the boots, maggot addict!"

- Being hit

"Owwwww!"

- Being hit

"Ow! You'll pay for that"

- Being hit

"Ha! Told ya!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him, a reference to the above line

"This is a No Hands On zone!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"Get off me!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him

"Ahhh, your hands are so cold!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him

"Watch the floors!"

- Being hit by a crawler

"Ahh! Legless sack-maggot!"

- Being hit by a crawler

"STUMPY!!!"

- Being hit by a crawler

"Why do you have to crawl?"

- Being hit by a crawler

"What happens if you can't shoot a zombie dead? Shoot it more!"

- Killing a crawler that hit him

"No legs, no life!"

- Killing a crawler that hit him

"Richtofen, we got a defective one!"

- Killing a crawler that hit him

"Back off, plant!"

- Being hit by a Plant

"Green? Not anymore."

- Killing a Plant that hit him

Plant Round
"The Plants are coming!"

- Beginning of Plant round

"C'mon freak-trees, time to die."

- Beginning of Plant round

"Plants? *sighs*... back to the drawing board Treyarch."

- Beginning of Plant round

"Come fertilize my bullets!"

- Beginning of Plants round

"I'm not going to turn myself into Plant food..."

- Beginning of Plant round

"They're going to have to eat me before I give up!"

- Beginning of Plant round

Downed/Revival
"Oh shit! Help!"

- Downed

" This can't be it!"

- Downed

" Fuck my gun!"

- Downed

"Oh, no!"

- Downed

"Helloooooooo, I need to be revived here!"

- Downed

" Don't take your sweet time, GET OVER HERE!"

- Downed

"I hate this gun..."

- Revived

"I hate this gun...wait I take that back!"

- Revived (said if the player has an M16, Raygun, or Gersch Gun)

"Thanks...not really."

- Revived

"Hey guys, KILL THEM NEXT TIME!"

- Revived

"Just a cramp, just a cramp..."

- Revived

" Uhhhh, my leg gave out?"

- Revived

" Gun? Check. Ammo? Check. Perks? Che- OH FUCK NO!"

- Revived

Ammo
"What?"

- Runs out of ammo

"Running faster here! That's not a good thing!"

- Runs out of ammo

"Need some shells!"

- Runs out of ammo

"Need some rounds!"

- Runs out of ammo

"Future's not looking so bright."

- Runs out of ammo

"Shit, hate that noise!"

- Runs out of ammo

"Click, Click, CLICK, shut UP!"

- Runs out of ammo

"Let me instruct you... go up to the weapon and BUY AMMO!"

- Tries to shoot without ammo

"Juice!"

- Tries to shoot without ammo

"If you guys see a big green ammo box, grab it please."

- Tries to shoot without ammo

Weapons Off The Wall
"Long-range killing...nice."

- Buying M14

"Semi-auto, long range, perfect!"

- Buying M14

"So nice, so cheap."

- Buying M14

"BARREL-STUFF!"

- Buying Shotgun

"I'm not afraid to get dirty!"

- Buying Shotgun

"Brains! Brains everywhere!"

- Buying Shotgun

"It feels nice to sling a little lead!"

- Buying SMG

"Super Maggot Getwidofer!!!"

- Buying SMG

"Oh ho ho, I'm ready for the freaks!"

- Buying SMG

"Step up to the plate, zombies!"

- Buying SMG

"Amazing Killer 7 for YOU!"

- Buying AK-74u

"Can ya hear me now?!?"

- Buying AK-74u

"My PRECIOUS!"

- Buying M16 (reference to The Lord Of The Rings)

"I love this GUN!"

- Buying M16

" Hey, where've ya been?"

- Buying M16

"What a classic!"

- Buying M16

Weapons Out Of The Box
"Lucky first hit!"

- If the player gets an Assault Rifle, SMG, LMG, or Wonder Weapon on their first box try

"Drop 'em fast!"

- Gets Assault Rifle

" So fast!"

- Gets Assault Rifle

"Ba, dat, dat, dat, dat, dat! HA!"

- Gets Assault Rifle

"Get fried...FAST!"

- Gets Assault Rifle

"One shot...times three!"

- Gets G11

" Better get some painkillers, zombies!"

- Gets Assault Rifle

"You're outta the picture freak-junkies!"

- Gets Assault Rifle

"There going to be in a slunber real soon!"

- Gets Assault Rifle

"The ground's gonna have some new friends!"

- Gets Shotgun

"Close-Range!!!!"

- Gets Shotgun

"It's personal now!"

- Gets Shotgun

"Heads are gonna cave!"

- Gets Shotgun

"They're gonna drop...real fast!"

- Gets SMG

"Super fast freak dropper in my hands!"

- Gets SMG

"Like my life wasn't fast enough!"

- Gets SMG

"Heavy...that's good...right?"

- Gets LMG

"LMG? N-I-C-E!"

- Gets LMG

"Ohhhhh, shit!"

- Gets LMG

" Wait till they feel THIS!"

- Gets LMG

" Scope'd!"

- Gets Sniper Rifle

"Killing from afar!"

- Gets Sniper Rifle

"Poppin' heads from a distance!"

- Gets Sniper Rifle

"C'mon, I thought we were friends?"

- Gets Python, or single CZ75

"A million good guns, and I get shit."

- Gets Python, or single CZ75

"Guys stop! I have to get the box again!"

- Gets Python, or single CZ75

"Seeing Double!"

- Gets Dual CZ75

"Two guns is better than one!"

- Gets Dual CZ75

"I'm going to blow them to KindomCome!"

- Gets Rocket Launcher

"Hope they diet on explosives!"

- Gets Rocket Launcher

"I'm going to expose their insides! YES!"

- Gets Rocket Launcher

"I'm the BUTCHER!"

- Gets Ballistic Knife

"Cut 'em up!"

- Gets Ballistic

"Wait... I get to SHOOT KNIVES? Sweet!"

- Gets Ballistic

"Hello zombies, prepare to take an arrow to the face!"

- Gets Crossbow (a reference to Skyrim's "took an arrow to the knee")

"Oh shit! It sticks!"

- Gets Crossbow

"I love my life! *laughs*"

- Gets Raygun

"Pew, pew, pew! *laughs*"

- Gets Raygun

"It's always a good day when you show up!"

- Gets Raygun

"Ray! My good friend!"

- Gets Raygun

"What is this?"

- Gets Gersch Gun

"Oh ho ho ho! SHIT YEAH!"

- Gets Gersch Gun

"Guess who got it? I did!"

- Gets Gersch Gun

"This thing is unreal!"

- Gets Gersch Gun

"This thing is going to suck 'em up!"

- Gets Gersch Gun

"Hey Takeo, what's that on your back?!?"

- Gets Monkey Bomb

"Actually it looks more like you Richtofen!"

- Gets Monkey Bomb

"Awwwww, look at him!"

- Gets Monkey Bomb

"Cuddle this, bone junkies!"

- Gets Monkey Bomb

Power-Up
" One shot to kill...nice."

- Instakill

"Line 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!" -

- Instakill

"Double the points, double the fun!"

- Double Points

"Payday!"

- Double Points

"More bullets, more chances of surviving."

- Max Ammo

"Fully loaded!"

- Max Ammo

"That's what I needed!"

- Max Ammo

"BOOOOOOOOOOM!"

- Nuke

"Oh shit! Never gets old!"

- Nuke

"Just what we needed!"

- Nuke

"That'll keep 'em."

- Carpenter

"Great, we have some more time."

- Carpenter

"On the house!"

- Fire Sale

"All weapons must go!"

- Fire Sale

"Whoa! What's going on?"

- Timekeeper

"Woah God! They're all so SLOW!"

- Timekeeper

Perk-A-Colas
"Aw, this tastes so damn fishy!"

- Drinking Quick Revive

"More freak-bags killing speed, at my finger tips!"

- Drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"LUDICROUS SPEED!!!"

- Drinking Speed Cola ( a reference to Space Balls)

"Mmmmmmm, heavy."

- Drinking Juggernog

" Oh! *coughs* I'm not old yet!"

- Drinking PhD Flopper

" Ugh! Why is this shit so sour?"

- Drinking Stamin-Up

"Better grab some asirprin!"

- Drinking Deadshot Daquiri

"Me...times three!"

- Drinking Mule Kick

"More stopping than you can build a board at!"

- Drinking Block-Aid

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