Athlete's Ale

"Feeling slow? A little bit fat? Don't move like you used too? Take Athlete's Aleee! You'll be better, faster, stronger. Don't grow old and fat and lay-z. Drink Athlete's Aleee! *crackling* What did I tell you about playing with the recording device? The beverage is unfinished, do not touch the machine!"

- Jingle Athlete's Ale is a non-canonical Perk-a-Cola that appears in several fanon maps, debuting in Krankenhaus der Toten.

Overview
The perk allows for faster mantling, allows for slightly higher jumping, and the ability to roll. It is great on later rounds, allowing for easier escapes in tight areas. It costs 3000 points.

Trivia

 * As stated in the jingle, Athlete's Ale was not tested properly.
 * AA was invented by the Americans.