Pallet/Quotes

Red
Red dosen't speak at all. Nobody knows why, but that's what makes him so awesome. He does, however, grunt, yell, and stuff of the sort.

Gary
Gary curses a lot. So, I do warn those who don't cope well with cursing.

Beginning
"Fucking gramps need to learn to turn on the damned power."

"Shit, this place is more fucked than Shangri-La."

-In reference to Gary and Brock being in Shangri-La.
"I never wanted to see Pallet like this.."

Zombies
"Get the hell off of me!"

- When hit by a zombie.
"Take this, bitch!"

- When hit by a zombie.
"This jacket cost money, bitch!"

                           - When hit by a zombie.

"Those are good shoes!"

- When hit by a crawler.
"My bad, bro. My swag was just too much for you."

- When killing zombies. Said randomly.
"Back to Lavender Town you go!"

- When knifing a zombie.
"I don't know what it is, but it's freaking amazing!"

Downed
"Red, help me man!"

"God dammit!"

- Reference to one of Tank Dempsey's quotes on Ascension.
"I can't die like this, I'm Gary Oak!"

Revived
"Took long enough."

- Slight reference to one of Nikolai's quotes.
"Gramps is faster than you."

"I knew I couldn't die like that!"

Caterpie Zombies
"Aw, I should use a pistol for this one."

"You little piece of shit!"

- When hit.
"Bye, bye, you little shit."

Hellhound/Houndooms
"Arceus, help us."

- Start.
"Smell ya, bitch!"

- When killed.
"Oh, hell no!"

Weapons
"''Hell. Fucking. Yes." ''

- When getting a fully-automatic weapon.
"BULLSHIT!"

- When getting a pistol.
"I really deserved this."

- When getting a wonder weapon.
"It's just a freaking toy, calm down."

- When getting the Monkey Bombs.
"Fuck yeah!"

Ammo
" I am a complete idiot."

"This is why gramps likes Red more..."

"If only my Pokemon weren't dead."

Power Ups
"Bang,bang, bitches!"

-When getting a Nuke. Reference to Chief Keef's song, "Dont Like".
"Now we just need some double points."

- When getting Insta- Kill.
"That escalated quickly..."

Perk-a-Cola
"What the fuck is this, Grimer in a bottle?"

- After drinking Quick Revive. Referencing the fact Grimer is made up of toxic slime.
"This is the best thing I've ever had."

- Speed Cola.
"What is this? The taste is freaking great!"

- Deadshot Daiquri.
"Call me crazy, but I get a bad vibe from this one."