NZP Parody 4

Got around to writing this some more, as long-waited as it can be.


 * -Vi

MM: On teh first dayz of Christmas, Sandakloz gave to meeeeee...

Dead: AN XBOX HELL YES

Vi: AN IPAD HELL YES

BV: BRITISH SCONES!

Waffy: WAFFLE-FLAVORED BEER!?

MM: TEH NEW POKEMANZ! DIS IS DA BEST CHRISTMAS EVAH!

Narrator: MEANWHILE, in the dark evil layer of the NZP Annihalators Base....

Cam: STFU Narrator!

Narrator: Sorry, it's just-

Bounty: WHAT!? It's just WHAT!?

Narrator: I'll shut up now...

Daniel: Good, stay that way!

HHS: Now, let's deal out the plan: RUIN THEIR NEW YEARS WITH EXPLOSIVES!

Daniel: FUCK YES, what do you have?

Bounty: Ooooooooohhhh, pretty!


 * HHS slaps Bounty*

HHS: Hush, these may be pretty, but when detonated they'll blow those NZP users into MEGABYTES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

MM: Alright, it's two hours 'till New Years, so let me check over what we needed to bring. Fireworks?

EB: In all colors of the MLP Rainbow 8D

MM: Er, then....check...*wince* Vi, did you and your boyfriend bring the XBOXes?

Dead: She's not my girlfriend e.e

MM: OK then you two will be considered "Close friends". Vi?

Vi: Check. Complete with WaW, BO, and BO2!

MM: Burgers?

BV: Oh, you wanted burgers? I made scones!

Ebon: Yeah, I made the burgers. Ignore 900.

BV: STFU FELLOW BRITISHMAN!

Vi: You mean Englishman?

Ebon: YEAH 900BV!


 * BV and Ebon start fighting*

Waffy: I brought the waffles!

MM: Okay, check, and check. Alright, all we need now is the nice clear meadow where possibly nothing of any sort will ever go wrong and where DS and his gang will TOTALLY never find us :D

Vi: Uh, sir?

MM: Yeah?

Vi: We already are in a clearing/meadow.

MM: wat. oh rite. knew that.

Dead: lol


 * DS's group enters*

Daniel: AHAHAHAHAHA! WE FOUND THE NZP GANG!

MM: WTF!? Who the hell chose this location!?


 * Everyone backs away slowly from Vi*

Vi: T_T Me.

MM: GOOD GOING, NOW HHS WILL EAT ALL THE TACOS!

HHS: *looks up from Taco Bar* wat?

EB: *throws a blazing fireball at HHS, who dodges* TAKE THAT, BITCH!

Daniel: *Girly-like* Oh no you didn't, pegasister!

EB: 8D PEGASISTERS FOREVER! *high-fives Daniel*

Dead: OH NOOOOO, EB AND DANIEL ARE PEGASISTERS! *pauses, then realizes he doesn't care.*

MM: NO EB, DON'T JOIN THEM!

Bounty: JOIN THE DARK SIDE, we have fresh-baked cookies to serve all your needs!

Vi: I'LL TAKE ACTION! *puts on Richtofen cap and charges with sickle!

HHS: I GO DOG MODE! *turns into a german shepard and bites Vi's leg, then doesn't let go*

Vi: God damn it, BAD HELLHOUND, BAD! Down! I said, down!


 * RANDOM MAGIC WIZARDS KILL THE DS GANG!*

Ebon: THANKS WIZARD FRIENDS 8D

BV: Yes, dankyew

Narrator: TEH END!

ZH115: I didn't get a cameo!

Waffy, Bird, Chestnut: Neither did we!?

Narrator: MAYBE NEXT TIME STFU NOOBS!


 * The End fo real dis time brutha