User blog:CaptainMacMillan/I'MMMM BACKKKKK!!!!!!

It was all a lie, just like the cake. You didn't think I'd actually leave you. I pull jokes like this all the time. I faked killing myself just to get people to leave me alone. I even had the school's SRO come in and *arrest* the kids. (For the record, I don't think suicide is a joke and don't believe it should be taken lightly.) Happy Early April Fools!