Donker Dorp/Quotes

Start of Game
"Hell of a sleep awake! The hell's going on?"

- Start of Game (Airplane) "I'm restless as hell. What about you George?"

- Start of Game (Landing Zone) "...Hah....Thank you for riding "badass Airlines", the crew pilot are fucked up now...so please leave now."

- Start of Game (Landing Zone)

Killing Zombies
"There's nothing he--OH FUUCK!"

- When seeing numerous zombies running "GEEZ! Give me some time to reload will ya'?! I don't need hugs!"

- When attacked while reloading "Adios, motherfuckers!"

- Killing numerous zombies "That's why you put your shit on me...silly deaf."

- When killing Acid Screamers "Go to home and eat some steaks will ya'?!....I love steaks."

- When killing numerous zombies

Weapons
"Woah. This is the first time I see this shotgun. How are you doing Mr. Shotgun?"

- When buying Model 1887 "It says..."Electric Crossbow"..Meh, seems legit."

- When buying Electric Crossbow "This...shit...is...heavy...--Just joking, it's not heavy."

- When buying AUG-HBAR. "Well, this is a bit...a bit...nevermind. A good weapon to slay shits."

- When buying M4A1 "The future is now!---Sorta'."

- When buying TA-L32 "Woah..Is this Jigsaw's weapon?"

- When buying AD-43SD "Bloody weapon they said. This shit is heavy, but seems to be strong enough."

- When buying ML-219 "...The hell is this? FN-FAL?"

- When buying FL-KAL "Russian's weapon? The hell is this doing in here?"

- When receiving AK47 from the Mystery Box "Old weapon it is...Wait, am I on Back to the Future?"

- When received M16 from Mystery Box "Valuable to use...I guess. I love rifles though."

- When received FN-FAL from Mystery Box "Reminds me of Modern Warfare 2. The hell is this doing in here too?...Nevermind. THANK YOU MY LORD FOR GIVING THIS WEAPON!"

- When received TAR-21 from Mystery Box "SH-1ND4? So much for a Japanese weapon..Hell too futuristic."

- When buying SH-1ND4 "...Whoa...Am I grabbing a fucking snowball-in-a-can?"

- When received Winters Howl from Mystery Box

Perks
"Eurgh..Fizzy as hell. But this is sweet though, like Fanta."

- When buying Fizzy Bullets Soda "Heeey, the Mule Kick shit is back! Good ol' times..good ol' times..."

- When buying Mule Kick (Reference to Viral) "Always love Quick Revive!--Wait, the hell?! *pukes*"

- When buying Quick Revive "Sexy bitch singing Juggernog anthem, oh yeeah..."

- When buying Juggernog "DOUBLE TAP?!---Ooh, I'd also tap that."

- When buying Double Tap "Huh...Did I just drink a lemon tea?"

- When drinking Speed Cola

Being Downed etc
"AAAH, HOW DARE YOU FORCE ME TO SAY MY PRAYERS! I NEED HELP!"

- When getting downed "I just jizzed on my pants.."

- When getting downed "Thanks doc..Wait a minute, you're not a doctor aren't you?"

- When getting revived by 900bv "Pull me up....let me faaaallll...."

- When getting downed "Thanks, Pat."

- When getting revived by Patton.

Other/Miscellanous
"Whoa! Am I on Back to the Future? The hell is this machine? So shiny!"

- When first-time seeing Music Box "And pack your bags real good baby, cuz we're going for a while.."

- When waiting for Pack-a-Punch machine to finish modify a weapon (Reference to B.o.B's So Good) "Just go with the flow---Whoa! Pack-a-Punch! Helluva dejavu on my eyes!"

- When first seeing Pack-a-Punch machine "You shoot their neck or their balls eh?"

- Reaction when seeing George killing numerous zombies "Can we end the damn operation now? I need some sleep!"

- When reaching Round 30 - 40 "Must...get...to...sleeep..."

- When reaching Round 50 - 60 "HE'S SEXY AND HE KNOW IT!"

- When killing Beelzebub Worshipper "Err, nasty shit. You don't mind if I vomit on your shoulder, George?"

- When killing Kraai "Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Am I on Siren: Blood Curse?! This is just like Ouroboros!"

- When finishing The Seal of Athena easter egg "Wow, Dir En Grey? Sounds awesome. Gotta hear the so--whoop! Dat bass.."

- When listening to Hageshisa To, Kono Mune no Naka De Karamitsuita Shakunetsu no Yami "I thanked myself for not seeing the music video."

- When listening to "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" "Saw 3D all the way!"

- When listening to This Is Heavy Metal "The title says it all peoples! THE END IS NIGH!"

- When listening to End of the World "This song sounds familiar...a bit."

- When listening to Condemned "FUCK AYEE! THIS SONG IS AWESOME!"

- When listening to Let Me Hear Your Scream "Am I on Black Hawk Down? -Nevermind. Let's find Damien."

- When finished the radio easter egg