User blog:Daniel Smith/Personal News

Personal news I felt you guys must know. Because I am the dictator of this wiki and you have to listen to me or I'll ban you. Just kidding.

8th Grade Recognition Assembly
This dumbass ceremony lasted first, second, and third period. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE missing classes, but they made the assembly seem to drag on and on and on. They recognized honor roll nerds, FCCLA pussies, mentally retarded freaks, band/orchestra/quoir fuckers, and students of the month. Boy was I glad when it was over.

Art Class, 5th Period
Me and four other of my friends played "boob ball" with Leslie Knight (I told you about her Sniperteam). We took pieces of paper, rolled them up, and threw them into Leslie's boobs. It was fuckin' hilarious, coz she actually let us do that!

School Dance, 7th, 8th, and 9th Period
This was the first dance I've went to at Hyre Middle School, coz it was free (LOL, I am so cheap). For the first half, my and my other friend, Julian, just hogged down pizza and pop. Then we went to the dance. Obviously, there was music, but it sucked cock. Anyway, I was standing up against the wall, and Leslie comes over and drags me into the locker room and says she has to tell me something. So, she says she broke up with her boyfriend, and I'm like "So why are you telling me this?". And we started talking, then she kissed me. I kissed her back, and I'm pretty sure you know what happened next (no, not sex, Justin). I'm not going to tell you too many details coz I don't want Sniperteam bustin' out his wang and fapping off.

I ended up giving her my number, and she said she'd call me tommorrow. But I'm not too interested if she does or not coz I'll be busy playing Dead Nation.

Escalation was released for PS3
I bought Escalation and played each map on Combat Training. The maps fucking SUCK! Each map is a snipers' heaven and there's too many long range areas. Then I played Zombies and it was the biggest dissapointment in Call of Duty ever. It was a waste of $15.00.