User blog comment:Camalex97/MY RANK ON NAZI ZOMBIES IZ SO FUCKING HIGH AFTER JUST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/@comment-2192318-20110616015928/@comment-2192318-20110616150942

A women gets in a terrible car accident and has to go to the hospital. The family arrives while the injured women is in the operating room. Several hours later, the doctor comes out and says "I have some bad news. You're gonna have to feed, bathe, and help your family member for the rest of her life coz she's parralized". The family begins crying and asks "Are you sure?". The doctor laughs and says "No, I'm playin' with ya. She died".

A mailman goes to a bird shop and buys a bird. When he picks up a parrot and pays for it, the clerk says "You know. That's a unique parrot. It doesn't have feet, so it hangs on to its perch with its penis". The mailman says "Cool!", and buys it. He takes it home and goes to work. When he gets home, he asks the parrot "So who came to the house today?". The parrot replies "Sorry to tell you this, buddy, but your wife is cheating on you". The man says "With who and where?". The parrot begins to tell who and where: "Well, a man came to the house and knocked on the door. Your wife came and let him him. Then, they started to kiss and take off their clothes". The mailman asks "Then what happened?". And the bird replies "I don't know. After that I fell off my perch".