User blog:Magma-Man/News - April 1st, 2014

Oh boy, haven't had one of these in a while! Let's all put on our most srs face >:| and look at some news!

Call of Wikia III cancelled
You heard right, I'm scrapping everything I've been working on for the past six months despite being almost finished. Why? So I can instead work a project I'm truly passionate, Call of Barbie: Plastic Warfare. I'm sure you are all extremely glad to hear this news. More details on this fantastic project to be revealed soon

Xbox Two Announced
A Microsoft representitive came out with this to say:

"Sales are crap, the power is crap, the Kinect is crap, our decisions were crap. So we are now recalling all Xbox Ones and releasing the new Xbox Two. We figured we'd fix our issues by only making it play floppy discs, making it even less powerful, and giving it the new amazing price of $498.99, a whole dollar less then our rediculously over-priced old console. Xbox Live Gold will now be going up to $100 a year, but in return you will get an extra hat for your avatar. For those who bought into and supported Xbox One, we are going to reintroduce all the old DRM including the 24-hour check-ins, then shutting down the servers to brick your consoles. That way you will be encouraged to be environmentally friendly and send them to us for recycling. Honestly you shouldn't have been stupid enough to buy the thing anyway."

- Phil Spencer So there you have it! Are you excited Xbox fans!? I've already thrown my PS4 out the window and stomped on it because I'm just that excited!

Doge Takes Over the Call of Duty Wiki and Call of Duty: Ghosts 2 announced
Much Doge

.             Much Call of Dudy

.     Such Wow

And that's it for today's news! Have a great day!