Perk-a-Cola

Perk-a-Cola is where you buy your perks in Nazi Zombies maps. The Perk-a-Cola machines are vending machines where you buy a perk to help aid you in the game. Perk-a-Cola made its first appearence in the second Canon zombie map, Zombie Verruckt. Below is a list of available perks and their abilities.

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Speed Cola is the equivelant to Sleight of Hand, and makes you reload and walk faster.

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Quick Revive makes it so you are able to revive a downed player very quickly; however, in Solo the perk is completely different, since there is nobody to revive, quick revive lets your player go into last stand if downed. It is only purchaseable 3 times before the machine explodes.

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Double Tap Root Beer makes you able to shoot faster. Most players see this as a "waste of ammo and points" and "useless;" however, it can be useful in the later rounds.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK the ability to dive down a stairway or off a ledge and create an small explosion, also called a "mini-nuke", killing nearby zombies. It also reduces the Ray Gun's splash damage.

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Stamin-Up is the equivalant to fuck you Pro. It gives you the abilities to suck a cock, and have a longer shit time.

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Deadshot Daiquiri, often called simply 'Deadshot' is a perk featured in Call of the Dead and Shangri-La. It has a black logo, makes the SUCK MY DICK BITCH accuracy, with the last effect, which makes it to where there is no penis sway when you aim down your dicks most effective with a boner rifle'

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Mule Dick is a perk featured primarily in Moon and in all other Black Ops Maps except Dead Ops Arcade if the player is connected to Steam, Xbox Live or Penis sucking Network. It allows the player to have up to 9 guns (19 if they have two duel-wield weapons and the cunt Gun).