Liam Jones/Quotes

All the quotes of Liam Jones:

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"Mumma always told me I'd be great at something. Never guessed it would be killing Zombies."

"The Apocalypse began in 2012, yet driving a 2013 Ford."

"Maybe I should, you know, MOVE!"

"There's a cat in my basement."

"WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?"

Obtaining Weapons
"Obtaining new weaponry....."

"Thank god...."

"My BFF: Best Fucking Friend."

"Look's like I've got myself a new BFF."

"Easy one the eyes, nice power.... I like it!" -Obtaining a weapon with a high Damage stat.

"I really wish I had something to 'penetrate' right about now." -Obtaining a weapon with High Penetration.

"We are re-uinted at last, dear Deagle." -Obtaining the Desert Eagle

"What the Hell?" -Obtaining a Veruckt 512 Weapon

"Goddamn scientific thingamajig!"- Obtaining a Veruckt 512 Weapon

"Science is my BITCH!" -Pack-a-Punching

"Just like Momma used to make!" -Pack-a-Punching

"I didn't learn about THIS in the service!"- Pack-a-Punching or obtaining a Veruckt 512 Weapon

"Too bad I can't aim......." -Obtaining a Sniper Rifle

"GODDAMNIT, I HATE YOU!" -Obtaining the Olympia or SCAR-H

Buildables
"This goes here, that goes there...."

"But then where does this go?"

"I think that goes there......."

"Crap! Maybe I should get Cypher to help me out!"

"The best defense is a good offense.... so how will this help me?" -Obtaining the Zombie Shield

"I don't even know what I'm doing!" -Fixing a piece of the map, such as an Elevator

"Row row row your boat....." -Paddlesaw

"Slice n' Dice!" -Paddlesaw

"What the hell is this?" -Electronicon

"The forces of nature in a gun....... ermahgawd!" -Electronicon

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!" -Electronicon

"I am GOD, FEAR ME!" -Electronicon

Killing Zombies
"It's like the Texas massacre...."

"And another one bites the dust!"

"I'm titaniuuuuum!" (Also occurs when on a high killstreak)

"Don't get any closer!"

"I never thought I'd have to face ZOMBIES of all things!"

"Freeze!"

"What the hell are you?"

"What the hell happened to you?"

"Sorry, I get scared easily...."

"Pew pew!"

Low Killstreak
"No escape, zombies!"

"Time to catch some Z's, Z's!"

"Mass burial!"

"Just like in 'nam, man!"

"Nobody move! Geddit, cos your dead?"

Normal Killstreak
"Heh heh, you caaaan't touch me!"

"I AM GOD, FEAR ME!"

"Pew, pew, PEW!"

"Bang! Too slow Z!"

"Kapow!"

"BAZINGA!"

Big Killstreak
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Better run better run, faster than my bullet!"

"Better run better run, faster than my gun!"

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"I AM RE-DEATH, FEAR ME!"

"Dempsey ain't got nothin on me!"

"THE OTHER CHARACTERS ARE PUSSYS!"