Asylum of the Dead/Radio transmissions/cutscenes

Enrick Maynard. Edit ===Start of Match Edit === "Cazzo...what is that noise?"

"Why is it so dark in here?"

"No...not again....father!"

Weapons Edit
Recieving the Lanchester: "Lights...camera....die!"

Recieving the Austen: "Let's dance, you walking bodybags."

Recieving the P38: "I'm going to sue the bastardo who's making me hold this cheese grater."

Recieving the Owen: "Target practice, a lot of dead bastardos and drinks for everyone, what's not to love, eh?"

Recieving the Hell's Bell: "Is this a prop?"

Recieving the Hell's Bell#2: "This is not a good sign."

Recieving the Hell's Bell#3: "So good it's a sin."

Recieving the Hand of Christ: "Dear holy father, I thank thee for this bountiful gift for a weapon."

Recieving a good weapon: "Looks like my luck is finally starting to look up."

Recieves a good weapon#2: "If only I had this weapon in Blood Sucking Whores. That would've been brilliant."

Recieving a crappy weapon: "Vaffanculo, you double-crossing little brat.

Recieving a crappy weapon: "Time to get something else. Or get this thing to give me something better!"

Box disappears: "Damnit!"

Box disappears#2: "Come back with my weapon!"

Perk Edit
Upon tasting Quick Revive: "Mm....just like Mama's cooking."

Upon tasting Juggernog: "Look out, bodybags! Now I'm immortal!"

Upon tasting Double Tap: "Il chachio sui Maccheroni, this stuff is."

Upon tasting Speed Cola: "Faster than a speeding bullet, if you catch my drift."

Upon tasting Stamin-Up: "Just like my last role."

Upon tasting PHD Flopper: "Eugh, Gran Dizgraziato...."

Upon tasting Deadshot Daquri: "Aim straight and fly high....I feel like I'm back on set."

Upon tasting Mule Kick: "I already have three weapons, but thanks anyway."

Upon tasting Grandpa Gin: "Older, wiser, blinder."

InteractiveEdit
Charity misses: "You aim as well as you talk....shit."

Charity misses#2: "Where'd you learn to shoot?"

Charity is swarmed: "Are those your exes?"

Charity is swarmed#2: "Where's your big bad revolutionary movement now?"

Charity gets a headshot: "Nice shot. Keep that up, and you may not be entirely useless."

Charity gets a headshot#2: "Finally, you actually hit something!"

Charity is downed: "Pezzo de Merda...I'm coming!"

Charity is downed#2: "I am not cleaning after your mess!"

Charity makes a stumpie: "Finish it, Charity! You shot off his legs, now put him down!"

Joan gets a headshot: "Not bad, Joan, not bad."

Joan misses: "Shoot straight, Joan! You can do it!"

Joan misses#2: "If at first you miss, try again! Or go in closer!"

Joan is swarmed: "Hang on! I'll get you out of there."

Joan is downed: "Damnit, Joan, not you too!"

Joan makes a stumpie: "Hey Joan, could you finish him?"

Zombies Edit
He gets a headshot: "Oh....faced!" (reference to Cabin Fever)

Another headshot: "Like fireworks....only bloodier."

Knifes a zombie: "Eat steel and like it, troia!"

Knifes another one: "Quick and painful! Just like Thundra Babes IV."

Kills a zombie that hit him: "No one, and I mean NO ONE, touches my SUIT!"

Kills a zombie that hit him #2: "Touch me, and face the reaper!"

He makes a stumpie: "They just keep coming!"

Kills a stumpie: "Nothing left alive, nothing left to kill!"

Comes across a swarm: "Come on, you maggot-ridden bastardos, get close....right in knifing distance!"

Swarmed#2: "Damn! There's just too many!"

Downed: "Shit!"

Downed#2: "These bastardos are fast, stupid, yet they took me off-guard."

Other Edit
Upon recieving the first part of the photograph. "Looks like part of a picture."

Second piece of the photo. "Here's another one!"

Third piece of the photo. "The final piece!"

Upon unlocking the easter egg song. "Not my idea of a song, but it's a reward, I'll give them that."

Discovering the teleporter/lockers "What is that thing?"

Choosing the WarVet locker. "Let's see, traps or more guns? I'll go for the traps."

Choosing the StelthBoi locker. "Guns for me!"

Talking with Dempsey's ghost. "You want a gun? Sure, I'll get it."

Encountering Cerebus. "Now THAT is one angry fucking dog."

Upon returning Dempsey's M16. "Here's your M16. Anything else?"

Talking to Nikolai about the Vodka case. "If there's one thing I'm not, it's a bartender!"

Retrieving the case. "Found the case!"

Returning the case to Nikolai. "Got your case. What now?"

Upon recieving the reward abilities from Dempsey and Nikolai. "Thanks, I guess. Nice knowing you both."

Upon recieving cover fire from Dempsey and Nikolai: "Damn, those bastardos are good."

Talking with Takeo: "Who are you?"

Talking with Takeo#2: "Let me guess, you need my help."

Seeing the light: "Damn, that's bright. Guess I should follow it, see where it leads to."

Talking with Dr. Maxis: "A teleporter? No, I've never seen one, but I'll help you find it."

Talking with Dr. Maxis#2: "Friend, at this point, we are adding straw to a fire. I know something big's going to happen. And to be honest, I don't really care."

Teleportation: "What is this madness?!"

Teleportation#2: "Did I just fall asleep? I must be dreaming this shit."

Landing on the Moon: "The moon? Why of all places here?"

Encountering the Astronaut Zombie: "That is one heavy compadre."

Upon killing Takeo and the Astronaut Zombie: "Sorry mate."

Upon killing the Astronaut Zombie: "An explosion? Okay, I admit, that is pretty cool."

Reviving Takeo: "Come on, friend, we've got a job to do."

Upon leaving/recieving Takeo's katana: "I am honored to have fought by your side. Farewell, Takeo Masaki."

Upon leaving#2: ""Let's just say I'm a friend from far away and leave it there, comrade."

Ren Moteque Edit ===Start of Match Edit === "Merde...the power's out."

"Conneries!"

"Okay power's out, no attendants, zombies everywhere....Sacre Bleu, I am in heaven." ===Weapons Edit === Recieving the Lanchester: "Brule en enfur, boys!"

Recieving the Austen: "France's calling...and I'm the operator, putes!" (reference to London's Calling by the Clash)

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieving the P38: "German piece of junk! Why'd I buy this?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieving the Owen: "Do you putes know who I am? I do, and the answer's not pleasant."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieving the Hell's Bell: "Alright! Now we're in buisness."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieving the Hell's Bell#2: "Satan's weapon will become my savior!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieving the Hell's Bell#3: "Hellfire in my hands, I'm in love."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieving the Hand of Christ: "Brother and sisters, zombies and the like....may the Lord have mercy on your blighted asses!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieving a good weapon: "Oh it's party time, zombie putes." (reference to Partytime by 45 Grave)

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieves a good weapon#2: "Oh baise YES! Now we're cooking!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieving a crappy weapon: "Thank you kindly, box, for making me grateful that I couldn't be wasting my time on doing something else. Very bein."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Recieving a crappy weapon: "I wonder if zombies die of laughter."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Box disappears: "Va te faire mette, bitch!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Box disappears#2: "Oi!" ===<span class="mw-headline" id="Perk" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Perk <span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Edit === <p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon tasting Quick Revive: "What tastes like piss must be piss."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon tasting Juggernog: "WOOH!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon tasting Double Tap: "Mon Dieu, my fingers, they're like lightning!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon tasting Speed Cola: "Nice. Drink AND reload, this is a work of art."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon tasting Stamin-Up: "Holy shit, I'm going at lightspeed....oh wait, that's just the drink."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon tasting PHD Flopper: "Disco, chewy taste, a nuclear symbol....this drink is shit."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon tasting Deadshot Daquri: "Sharper the eye, the higher the bodycount. Sweet."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon tasting Mule Kick: "Now I can hold my guns AND my boombox!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon tasting Grandpa Gin: "Crap! My hair's turning white...oh wait, it's the stuff." ===<span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "> InteractiveEdit=== <p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mike misses: "What's wrong, Mikey-boy? Can't shoot straight?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mike misses#2: "Missing again? Perhaps you should just stab it with a piece of glass."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mike is swarmed: "Aww, poor baby!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mike is swarmed#2: "C'mon guys, let's get Mike out of there before he embarrasses himself any further."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mike gets a headshot: "You just got lucky."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mike gets a headshot#2: "Wow! A headshot! I'd have never guessed that would happen."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mike is downed: "Mike's down. And I don't care."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mike is downed#2: "Can't stay alive for two seconds, can you?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mike makes a stumpie: "Mike, I know you're a bad shot, but could you, oh I don't know, at least finish the job!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Enrick gets a headshot: "Bien shot!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Enrick misses: "It's okay, mon frere. Try again."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Enrick misses#2: "Aim higher!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Enrick is swarmed: "Enrick! Hang on, bro!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Enrick is downed: "I'm not leaving you behind, Enrick!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Enrick makes a stumpie: "Enrick, my man. You blew his legs off, now blow the rest of him away." ===<span class="mw-headline" id="Zombies" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Zombies <span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Edit === <p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Headshot: "Magnifique!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Another headshot: "Merde...I should've joined the army. On second thoughts, nah."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Knifes a zombie: "Lache moi la grappe, pig!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Knifes another one: "Should I stay or should I go? Maybe. but you're dead!" (reference to the titular song by The Clash)

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Kills a zombie that hit him: "Mange de merde, asshole."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Kills a zombie that hit him #2: "Je t'encule, undead bitch!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">He makes a stumpie: "Both legs gone, and he's still coming at me. Hardcore."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Kills a stumpie: "Die, mon petite pute, die!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Swarmed: "Papa....I'm coming for you!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Swarmed#2: "Merde, merde, MERDE!!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Downed: "Shit!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Downed#2: "Anyone lend a hand? Or at least help me up?" ===<span class="mw-headline" id="Other" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Other <span class="editsection" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Edit === <p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon recieving the first part of the photograph. "Well this is...new."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Second piece of the photo. "Found another piece."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Third piece of the photo. "Finally! Got the whole set."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon unlocking the easter egg song. "This song is Jesus and I am GOD! Seriously though, this song is awesome."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Discovering the teleporter/lockers "Did I just land in a completely diffferent game?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Choosing the WarVet locker. "Hey, if someone offers me a functioning MG fucking 42, I'm all over it."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Choosing the StelthBoi locker. "Let's try this out. Always wanted to use an AK47."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Talking with Dempsey's ghost. "I'm talking to a ghost? This is fucking nuts, but okay."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Encountering Cerebus. "Merde, I've just crapped myself."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon returning Dempsey's M16. "Got you rifle, old man. Are you going to help or not?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Talking to Nikolai about the Vodka case. "Great. 16 and I'm already a bootlegger."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Retrieving the case. "Got it!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Returning the case to Nikolai. "Here's your case. What next?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon recieving the reward abilities from Dempsey and Nikolai. "Thanks, I guess. Nice knowing you both."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon recieving cover fire from Dempsey and Nikolai: "Damn, those bastardos are good."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Talking with Takeo: "Who are you?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Talking with Takeo#2: "Let me guess, you need my help."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Seeing the light: "Light leading somewhere else? Hey, as long as there aren't any zombies, I'm in."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Talking with Dr. Maxis: "Why should I help you, Nazi pig?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Talking with Dr. Maxis#2: "A teleporter? What is this, Star Trek?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Teleportation: "Whoa....either I'm tripping or some serious merde sent me here."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Teleportation#2: "This is like going through a water slide! Only..I'm seasick."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Landing on the Moon: "Killing zombies on the moon? Enfer. QOU!"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Encountering the Astronaut Zombie: "Astronaut zombies? Seriously?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon killing Takeo and the Astronaut Zombie: "Either you or me, mon fere."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon killing the Astronaut Zombie: "It....exploded? How does that work again?"

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Reviving Takeo: "Up on your feet, mon frere. We've got ass to kick."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon leaving/recieving Takeo's katana: "Wow....thanks. I mean....not exactly what I was expecting, but thank you anyway."

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Upon leaving#2: "You're a pretty good shot. But the portal's closing and my friends are on the other side, so...I guess this is goodbye."