NZP Parody 1

Written by Violetofen4!

NOTE; This is not to insult anyone! This is a joke for laughs, don't take anything personally!

Dead: *steps forward*One day my life changed when random cards with Bakugan on them fell from the sky. I grabbed one that said, "Magma-Man" and threw it on the ground. Turns out they lead to whole others worlds *coughMassEffectcough* called "Nazi Zombies Plus Wiki." There, I found my true friends-

Ebonpuppy: Wrong story.

Dead: Oh right.

Magma-Man: I am Optimus Prime and I approve this message!

Violet: We're out of hot dogs again! *walks in grouchy*

Magma-Man: Try the freezer!

Violet: *sighs and walks away* Sure, sure, oh hey, thanks.

Dead: I'm going to turn into a LegendarySpark, and-

Magma-Man: USE THE SPARK TO RESSURECT OPTIMUS PRIME AND-

Dead: NO! NO TRANSFORMERS! I would use my electric powers to see how I could channel lightning into 115! DUH!

Magma-Man: T_T

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Violet: *is sitting at desk and writing more fanfiction* I'm brain-dead on ideas.

Bird: Actually, that's the name of my fanfic-

Violet: *smacks to ground* MEH!!! I DON'T CARE I NEED IDEAS!

Bird: o_o

Violet: 8D I got it! I'll call it Dead Redemption! *writes fanfic*

Dead: Hey whatcha doing?

Violet: *throws knife* SHUT UP!

Dead: D': AHHH MY SHOULDER!

Daniel Smith: Haha, I'm back with a Darth Vader tone! HAHAHA!

Dead: AHHH! IT'S Daniel Smith! Ohai.

Magma-Man: DARTH VADER! YOU ARE NOT IN TRANSFORMERS! *hits ban button*

Daniel Smith: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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900bv: How come I wasn't a major character of NZP Parody 1?

EB: I wasn't either!

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WHAT TO EXPECT IN PART 2!!!!

More BV! More EB!

More HHS *mehh* MORE DS!

MORE TRANSFORMERS!

AND RICHTOFEN!?

YES IT'S TRUE!

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO CHANNEL .04321 TO WATCH THE EXCITING SEQUEL!

Vi, signing out!