User blog comment:HellHoundSlayer/NEW PERK!!!/@comment-2192318-20110428012106/@comment-1854594-20110428023840

Oh wait, sorry I forgot I was going to pretend my life was good so you guys wouldn't get annoyed. Anyway, it was great, everyone was laughing at my jokes, and begging me for my autograph and that girl announced her undying love for me.