User blog:Violetofen4/THE NZP CRUSADERS

Dum dum duuuuuum! Oh yes, because every wiki needs their own superhero group!

Note: This is meant for amusing purposes and in a parody style of writing, so don't take it offensively

Vissy (Magma-Man)
Vissy, the leader of the NZP Crusaders! He favors his Transformers techno glasses which shoot out lazers to blind his opponents. Despite that, his weapon of choice is his Shockwave action figure!

He founded the NZP Crusaders out of utter boredom and love *cough*Hate*cough* of the human race! He's a crazy cat lady too! :D

"OMFG you made me drop my Transformers: Fall of Cybertron vintage hat!"

- Vissy

Ebonpuppy (Ebon Shadowshot)
Ebonpuppy, an adorable English person who loves puppies! He can be nice and is usually very thoughtful of others, but tease him and he bites you!

His weapon of choice is his magic British Powers (which he uses to organize books, think of comebacks when attacked, and strategize. He also uses them to eat Ice Cream!)

He became one of Vissy's main advisors of the group. He's the thinker, and also very talented at writing storylines...

"Ah yes. R.I.P. AUS, and also, 'ello, want a crumpet?"

- Ebonpuppy

EB (EternalBlaze)
EB, the brony of the gang. He has everything MLP. A Rarity hat. A Fluttershy T-Shirt. Twilight Sparkle shoes, and a dress-up pony toy of Rainbow Dash.

EB is really chill. His weapon of choice is singing, like Pinkie Pie, he loves to sing dramatically about just about everything.

He is one of the first few members of the NZP Crusaders and runs late to fighting crime with the others due to not wanting to miss the newest episode of MLP.

"OMG, FLUTTERSHY!? I WANT HER AUTOGRAPH!!!!!"

- EB

BeeVee (900bv)
BeeVee is the all-around member. He, like Ebonpuppy, enjoys crumpets and tea, as he is an englishman. He has a fancy british mustache, one spectacle on his right eye, a top hat, and a tuxedo. He has a thick accent and is rather quiet, but when he does speak it's about England and his fancy parties.

His weapon of choice is a Fancy Cane, which he whacks people's brains out (literally!) with in order to prevent a zombie invasion.

He came around as a member shortly after EB and Ebonpuppy. BeeVee simply adores kitties, but isn't a crazy cat lady like Vissy.

"Ahhh, I could use some good fish n' chips from the London Rich Fancy Party, would you care to join me...or have your brains whacked out brutally from my cane?"

- BeeVee

Deady (DeadRaiser)
Deady seems to be one of the two youngest members of the NZP Crusaders but not at all unvaluable! He's a thinker, a strategizer. He cares about how everyone else is feeling or doing rather than before doing something he wants to do.

Deady's weapon of choice is Kramer Fangirls, and he throws them at zombies to have them go after something else.

He also seems to be a freakish fan of Resident Evil.

"...Resident Evil? Resident Evil!? RESIDENT. EVIL. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

- Dead

Violet (Violetofen4)
Violet is one of the two youngest members of the NZP crew but very creative. She enjoys writing fanfictions and doodling all day long, chatting, roleplaying on RPG sites, playing TF2, Garry's Mod, Fall of Cybertron, Black Ops, and MW3, but she has a dark side.

She can be what NZP worst fears: A MLP Fan, and will never stop talking about Fluttershy. She can also talk about Disney Movies like Hunchback of Notre Dame and Beauty and the Beast, and will never. End. She is loving of cats and dogs but has a weird liking to crocodiles and frogs.

Violet's NZP Crusaders outfit is of a Richtofen costume (hat and boots included). She runs into fights without asking and kills all the zombies no questions asked.

If you wanted her to do something for you she'd be there in a split second and help as much as she can.

Her weapon of choice is books. She throws them long distances and crams them down Zombies throats.

"WUNDERBAR!"

- Violet

Enemies

 * Daniel Smith
 * HellHoundSlayer
 * Zombies
 * Hellhounds