User blog:Magma-Man/Call of Wikia III: Apocalypse - Launch Trailer

O2x6VHJVWxE Magma-Man and 900bv finish suiting up in mech suits. Magma-Man turns to 900bv, "You ready?" bv nods, and Magma-Man looks back at the space frigate below them. "Let's do this." As they jump and free fall towards the ship the music starts. The jump lasts for a while, as hundreds of bits of space debre fly by them. When they land, they immediately start getting swarmed by bronies as they open up fire with their machine guns, missiles, and flamethrowers.

'''"An amazing, hilarious, masterpiece!" - A guy from IGN'''

Footage is then shown of Magma-Man and Sgt. S.S. at the Call of Duty Wiki, getting swarmed by nazi zombies and terrorantulas. A panzer soldat jumps in to the area, but immediately gets barfed on with acidic acid by a nearby brony clinging to a wall.

'''"Amazing!" - EternalBlaze'''

Footage is then of Magma-Man and Damac1214 fighting meme creatures at an unknown area, where there are Y U NO? guys with rocket launchers, trolls with jet packs and sniper rifles, and rage face stick figures kamikaze bombing. The confession bear then roars and starts charging towards the players.

'''"Sounds painful..." -Hobo Frank''' Gameplay is then shown of a multiplayer match, on the map "Collapse." The players are all fighting on what is a simple, flat surface, which then starts to collapse in certain areas, certain parts falling down further and crumbling while other parts stay put, morphing randomly into a completely different shape. It ends with a confession bear ripping the head off of a Wikian. '''"The fuck was that?... The fuck is this?" -A cat'''

Cyber-Ghost is heard, "You will all pay for forsaking me. This is the day that this Wiki, and all others, will burn!" Magma-Man then stands up, DMR raised, "No, this is the day we fight back, and the day we win!" During this speech giant Nyan Cats are seen tearing through the sky, most getting shot down while others fighting back. "After all, how could we lose against such an uninteresting and pointless character!" "FUCK YOU!"

'''How many times do I have to tell you to get the hell off my lawn! -Mrs. Oldsworth'''

The trailer ends showing a flying train plowing itself through Columbia, hitting songbird, and crashing straight into the ocean.



Now it shows Rapture, and Big Brony runs in screaming "LOVE AND TOLERANCE, BITCHES!" before getting grabbed by a large hand. "Hey, what are you doing!? Stop! NO!" Big Brony yells as he get thrown out of the room. Songbird, now with Element 115 infected blue eyes, screeches as the player characters get up from the crash.

October 15, 2013.