Teamwork!/Transcript

The transcript (stuff said by the characters) during the major easter egg for Guilin Peaks. Enjoy.

Step 1
(Dr. Van Lucker are heard inside the mountain along with the four scientists. The mercenaries are outside listening in through a small, narrow window.)

Dr. Van Lucker: Well, gentlemen. Nice to see you have survived your slumber. We have work to do.

Robert: Man, did anyone else have a dream about a giant robot dragon and a bunch of zombies?

Dr. Van Lucker: All will be explained in due time. Right now we have some extra special guests.

Sergeant: Alright, Doc! Come out with your hands up!

Dr. Van Lucker: Ah! Sergeant! Nice to see you back here again. Apologies for what happened last time. I made sure Severance Packages were sent to the wounded and sympathy to the families of--

Sergeant: Now is not the time! Either you open up where ever the hell the hatch on this thing is or we will barge down in there and blast you and your goons our own damn selves!

Dave: Great! Just fucking great! First, we get attacked by the robots in the lab, then, we get into a plan crash that somehow sent us all the way from the U.S. to China, now, we gonna die at the hands of other humans. Thanks a fucking lot, Robert!

Robert: What? What the hell did I do?

Skylar: Nothing. That's exactly what you were doing.

Zach: OH!

Dr. Van Lucker: Enough you simpletons! I outta fired all four of you for staying in the break room for too long. Anyway, if any of you want to get out of this jungle habitat we have to work together to rebuild the teleportation device.

Lv Bu: Hmm...I wonder if...when the spaceship collided with the airplane it caused the teleporter to activate. Thus, sending us all the way out back here to China.

Zach: Hey, don't I remember you?

Trigger: Everybody just calm down. This map is supposed to be about Sarge.

Dr. Van Lucker: Well, what are we waiting for? Go find the missing parts for the telporter! But first, we need to connect the portable devices to the ones outside. I supposed we will have to find parts for that as well.

Step 2
TBA.