User blog:Ebon Shadowshot/Last minute Sacrificial Night stuffz



<Backup generation activating, charging. 60%, 90% complete!/Enter Password: SACRIFICIAL NIGHT.PERK-A-COLA PREVIEW. LAST MINUTE INTRODUCTION.... WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD!

(The screen goes black)

Edward Richtofen: Oh, vat is this machine? (sucking noises are made, followed by a sound of metal crashing and crunching) Nein! Don't take my perk!

Elena Siegman: This new cola is having a bad effect on me, Richtofen. (vomits) I don't feel so good...

Richtofen: Vat? No!

Nikolai: No she drank from the disappearing machine.

Richtofen: Elena your glowing!

Elena: What?

Takeo Masaki: No you are really glowing.

Elena: What is this, eww its sticky. Oh no, oh no oh no oh no Kevin!(Screams)

(A Zombie grumble is heard, followed by the sound of a perk bottle smashing, faintly in the background PhD Flopper's theme tune plays in the background as the black screen is overtaken by static, and reverts back to black)

