Joke Weapons

Joke Weapons are exactly as the title states. They are guns/swords/grenades/whatnots that don't do s__t unless you upgrade them or something. As of right now, they only appear on Greedyselfish's Constant Conundrum map. It might appear on other maps if anyone wants to use them.

These weapons usually do little to no damage, take forever to reload, look dumb, makes ya wanna puke, and are pretty much rage inducing.

The Guilty Party
Maverick (Nerf Gun) - Don't you love complaining about how Infinity Ward/Treyarch/Sledgehammer patch awesome guns and make them nerf'd as hell so they aren't fun anymore? Well here is an actual Nerf Gun! The Maverick! This toy revolver shoots out foamy bullets that stick to the zombies/aliens/exos/whateverdafuk and do nothing! YAY ME!!!

Plastic Captain America Shield - Despite this being based off a weapon from a superhero movie, it pretty much does nothing. Try blocking or hitting the enemies with it, I DARE U! It won't do anything but make you look like an idiot! It also breaks.

SMR - The only non-original weapon on here. But it deserves its place.

900 Watt D Battery Toy Space Gun - Pretty much a parody of those laser guns in Advanced Warfare. Only instead of a laser shooting out it just flashes a light. Well I guess it would work in a dark area if you need to see. Other than that, you'd probably have better luck with a real flashlight than anything else on here.

Squirt Gun - Shoots out water. The end.

Plastic Katana - Ever wanted to use the Katana that Takeo had in zombies? Now you can...oh wait a minute. It's plastic! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO !!!!!!11111