Keine Möglichkeit/Short Change Hero

Short Change Hero is the musical easter egg in Keine Möglichkeit and is also the death song for Der Niedergang. It is performed by The Heavy.

Activation
To activate Short Change Hero you need to press the action button on three Teddy Bears that are scattered around the map. The locations are as follows:
 * Teddy Bear 1: In the starting room, under a desk
 * Teddy Bear 2: In the Soldier Soda room, wedged between the machine and a wall.
 * Teddy Bear 3: In the Magma Punch Machine room, on top of the machine.

Lyrics
I can't see where you're comin' from But I know just what you're runnin' from And what matters thinkin' who's baddest but the Ones who stop you falling from your ladder

 When you feel like you're feeling now And doin' things just to please your crowd When I love you like the way I love you And I suffer but I ain't gonna cut you 'cause

 This ain't no place for no hero This ain't no place for no better man This ain't no place for no hero To go home

 This ain't no place for no hero This ain't no place for no better man This ain't no place for no hero To go home

 And every time I close my eyes I think, I think about you inside And your mother givin' up on asking why Why you lie and you cheat and you try to make a fool out of she

 I can't see where you're comin' from But I know just what you're runnin' from And what matters thinkin' who's baddest but the Ones who stop you falling from your ladder, cause

 This ain't no place for no hero This ain't no place for no better man This ain't no place for no hero To go home

 This ain't no place for no hero This ain't no place for no better man This ain't no place for no hero To go home