User:TimeSoul/RvB

"My name is Leonard Church, and you shall fear my LASER FACE!"

- Leonard Church, Red vs Blue "Well if Command was wrong about you dying, Sarge... well, couldn't they have been wrong about other stuff, too? Like, what if the Blues don't suck? [gasps] What if the Blues are awesome? This changes everything!"

- Dexter Grif, Red vs Blue "Sarge's death was in the past; we need to look to the future. A future filled with Simmons!"

- Dick Simmons, Red vs Blue "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE..."

- Sarge, Red vs Blue "My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I, HATE, BABIES!"

- Michael Caboose, Red vs Blue "My sword? Fuck yeah, I know how to use it. What's to understand about swish, swish, stab? It's a fucking sword dude. Not a fighter jet."

- Lavernius Tucker, Red vs Blue "Well that's just a matter of penis--- I-I mean opinion! Opinion... that's what I meant to say."

- Agent Texas, Red vs Blue "Easiest invasion ever. In your face Hitler!"

- Franklin Delano Donut, Red vs Blue "No, the dead aliens are still dead. Also still aliens, but that's less significant."

- Frank "Doc" DuFresne, Red vs Blue "My Logical Data Analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely, and my Bullshit meter agrees."

- Sheila/F.I.L.S.S., Red vs Blue "That, was the worst throw ever. Of all time."

- Agent Washington, Red vs Blue "Seriously, what the fuck are girly laps?!"

- Kaikaina "Sister" Grif, Red vs Blue