User blog:Daniel Smith/Wiki and User News, 6/25/11

Unfortunately, I forgot to do a news blog on Friday so I gotta do it today.

Wiki News
The day we dreaded since we arrived here: anons have found our wiki. A few days ago, an anon created the Call of Duty: Black Ops page. However, instead of writing the actual information, he wrote "gayy". What I find even more appalling is that none of us have taken the initiative to fix it.

JerryWiffleWaffle
JerryWiffleWaffle's non-canonical Nazi Zombies storyline Xenon 115 is in the works. He has created weapon pages, which include VMR, K-tip, Bubble Gun, PS-50, Remington 900x, SK-47, MP9A5, N2000, G3k, and Ice Picks. The characters include Steven Qin, Mikal Surjo, Devon Aralla, and Jake Lowell.

Sniperteam82308
"Intimacy is the biggest cockblocker ever, Daniel."

- Sniperteam82308

Sniperteam82308 hasn't really done much in terms of creating pages. He has, however, started conversations that always end up being hilarious and eventually, everyone on the wiki gets involved.

Daniel Smith
"Winning a fight on the internet is like winning a race in the Specials Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."

- Daniel Smith

Daniel Smith, a.k.a. the person who made this blog post, would like you to know that he has completed the Origins storyline. I am now working on finishing character pages for characters that are included in the Origins and Apocalypse II: Left Behind storylines. I am also trying to update weapon pages. In more exciting news, I now have a title for the sequel to Apocalypse II: Left Behind; Apocalypse III: Divided Destiny. I will start this when I fully complete the character pages.

DanielSmith® Productions is offering an offer to any of its employees; if you would like your creations to get more attention, ask to have it featured on pages that I create. Each page I create that has to do with maps with have your creation of choice featured on it forever. Act now, as it is first come first serve.

Registered contributor
Registered contributor has created a storyline called FE4R. FE4R is still in the works, but the storyline is "The zombie outbreak has hit a US military camp in Russia, and 4 soldiers (2 Americans, 2 Russian prisoners) have to fight the zombie soldiers that took over the camp. Now they have to find transportation to somewhere that's zombie-free."

Fizzwizzy
"Callofduty4, Whiskey35, All Anons, All must die!"

- Fizzywizzy

Fizzywizzy comes and goes, and occassionally creates pages. His most recent creation, Pencil of Doom, made me laugh.

CaptainMacMillan
CaptainMacMillan has created the Redux storyline, which is still in the works as well. According to him, he is brainstorming ideas.

Magma-Man
Magma-Man, also known as the founder of this wiki, isn't as active as he used to be. He said during the summer he doesn't get on as much.

Camalex97
Who?

HellHoundSlayer
"I SUCK MONKEY NUTS!"

- Just kidding, he didn't say that.

If you wear hear during the big fight me, Sniperteam82308, and HellHoundSlayer had together, you would know that he has left. Fortunately he hasn't been on this wiki in a couple weeks.